Dexters are the rarest type of guy, and they really don't see how amazing they are. They have the most gorgeous brown eyes and a personality that is too good to be true. They are so extremely talented, that they will literally blow you away. They'd do anything for anyone. They deserve the world but believe otherwise. Nobody deserves a Dexter, but everyone needs a Dexter. If you ever meet a Dexter, cONsIDeR hIM aS a foUR leAf cLoVEr. Dexters are also extremely funny and unique- in the best way possible. Not to mention incredibly fun, with the greatest laugh you'll ever hear. Time literally flies by when you're with them. He needs more appreciation.
Dexter is the most amazing guy
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When a woman lies to a man about finishing her menstrual cycle in order to coerce him into sex. Either upon completion of, or during the act of sex it becomes clearly apparent that the woman is in fact still menstruating by the blood spatter visible both on the man, and on the surrounding area.
A direct reference to the TV show Dexter where the main character works as a blood spatter analyst with a severe dislike for evil-doers ( in this case lying women).
A direct reference to the TV show Dexter where the main character works as a blood spatter analyst with a severe dislike for evil-doers ( in this case lying women).
by alfalfasprout July 8, 2010
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Shouting someone down so that they can't speak during a debate, but will claim a violation of their Freedom of Expression when denied use of a microphone.
Often "follows the Libertarian herd" because they like the image of being an individualist, but only if they feel supported by a group.
Someone whose understanding of being "Right" is that they don't like being told what they can or cannot do, even though they have no self discipline, are a detriment to society, and see no connection between responsibility and freedom.
Watches the videos of Joe Rogan, Ben Shapiro, or Jordan Peterson, only understands a fraction of what is being discussed. Often will quote words or phrases with no clue about what they actually mean.
The conservative equivalent of snowflakes, SJWs, Cultural Marxists,uses virtue signalling, etc.
(derived from the archaic term for 'right handed', because you shouldn't be allowed to call yourself Right when you are definitely wrong)
Shouting someone down so that they can't speak during a debate, but will claim a violation of their Freedom of Expression when denied use of a microphone.
Often "follows the Libertarian herd" because they like the image of being an individualist, but only if they feel supported by a group.
Someone whose understanding of being "Right" is that they don't like being told what they can or cannot do, even though they have no self discipline, are a detriment to society, and see no connection between responsibility and freedom.
Watches the videos of Joe Rogan, Ben Shapiro, or Jordan Peterson, only understands a fraction of what is being discussed. Often will quote words or phrases with no clue about what they actually mean.
The conservative equivalent of snowflakes, SJWs, Cultural Marxists,uses virtue signalling, etc.
(derived from the archaic term for 'right handed', because you shouldn't be allowed to call yourself Right when you are definitely wrong)
". . . so when he tried to argue in the climate change debate that his opinion was equal to that of a full time climate research scientist, I publicly busted him on being a post-modernist in front of the entire Young Conservatives Club."
"Ahahaha, what a Dexter!"
Or
"So because your religion doesn't allow it and the idea of it makes you feel all yucky inside , you think that allowing same sex marriages is religious persecution and should be banned?
"How about you put on your big girl panties,
deal with the fact that boys can kiss boys, and stop being such a Dexter!"
"Ahahaha, what a Dexter!"
Or
"So because your religion doesn't allow it and the idea of it makes you feel all yucky inside , you think that allowing same sex marriages is religious persecution and should be banned?
"How about you put on your big girl panties,
deal with the fact that boys can kiss boys, and stop being such a Dexter!"
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Function: noun
A person who is driving and texting at the same time, typically being observed swerving and not paying attention to the road.
Function: noun
A person who is driving and texting at the same time, typically being observed swerving and not paying attention to the road.
Harrison: Whoa... look at that guy driving, he must be drunk or totally stoned.
Mike: No dude, he's trying to drive and txt. What a dumbass.
Harrison: Totally...he's a dexter.
Mike: No dude, he's trying to drive and txt. What a dumbass.
Harrison: Totally...he's a dexter.
by ruddster November 26, 2009
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