the bluetooth device is ready to pair

Also mistaken as, "your bluetooth device is ready to kill." it is used in cheap devices that have bluetooth and for some reason a French girl trying too hard to sound English says "The Bluetooth Device is Ready to Pair"

*some kid turns on their cheap musty dusty crusty spiderman hoverboard*
*beeping* "the bluetooth device is ready to pair"

by EverybodyToilet August 13, 2022

Dedoid

The origin of the word dedoid comes from the word Dilwyn in the English langauge. The definition of the word is roughly known to be the most horrible, greasy, cunty, arse-licking, smelly little shit alive.

Person 1: Wow you fucking dedoid
Person 2: Shut up you wet dwindledoid looking motherfucker

by Dedoidus Maximus June 21, 2016

Advanced Micro Devices

Corporation. Founded in 1979 by disenchanted fairchild semiconductor eployees. Now commands over 20% of the CPU market.

Intel's archrival

Advanced Micro Devices was the first to release dual-core processors to the general public.

by M0T0RH3D November 27, 2006

deviantfart

A piece of art posted on deviantart site that sucks so much it stinks like crap.

Deviant 1: Hey! Take a look at my new pic! Isn't it awesome??
Deviant 2: Eew, smells to me like deviantfart...

by medicalmechanica April 29, 2010

deloitte

A place where type-A college graduates revert back to their college tendencies and become raging alcoholics - most likely on the company tab - due to poor working conditions.

Also, another name for an overworked liver due to Friday-night happy-hour binge drinking.

People at Deloitte need to join AA.

by alcoholics anonymous March 31, 2005

Cylindrical Pouring Device

A jug.

You understand?

Just a jug.

IT'S A FUCKING JUG!

<TheJoker> Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
<LD> IT'S A JUG, DAMN YOU! A JUG!
* LD hurls a jug at TheJoker
<TheJoker> Oh no, my face! I have seen the errors of my ways!

by LD December 15, 2004

dedoid

A proper spastic. Usually has distinguishable features e.g. large forehead, shit haircut, small hands, freckles

Look at that dedoid wandering about in the street!

Look at the size of that guy's forehead! He's a proper dedoid

by Elite_Sloan November 8, 2016