Deutschebag

A German douchebag

Dieter is such a Deutschebag for burgling Helmut's Hefeweizen.

by Da Reg May 13, 2009

deutsch

A word referring to German people. It's pronounced "doitch," not "douche."

Slash: Hey can you drop me off at the bank douche?
Torch: Wtf I see how it is. Fine, go walk you douche.
Slash: Omfg i mean d-e-u-t-s-c-h.
Torch: Yeah, and deutsch you, too.

by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006

Deutschbag

Arrogant, self-absorbed jerk who drives an expensive German car. Most offenders drive higher end BMW's or Audis. See also "Cock" as described by Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson.

That Deutschbag tailgated me for five miles, then blasted around me and cut me off!! In a school zone!! I hope his A6 gets hit by a semi!!

by The Real Stroker Ace February 23, 2014

deutschophile

A person enamored of everything involving the country of Germany. Holds similar enthusiasm to a francophile but is considerably less annoying.

Amber: I just wrote a paper on Uncle Tom's Cabin.
Dan: Oh, that's nice. There is a train station in Berlin called Onkel Toms Hütte.
Amber: Oh, Dan. You're such a deutschophile.

by madame editrix June 16, 2010

desch

the last name meaning leader or king.. one who is bold confident and shows leadership

man 1. george washington must have decended from the desch family.

man 2. yep most definatly a desch relative.

man 1. maybe a cousin?

man 2. maybe... what a desch... what a man... fearless and bold. what a friend. he was a desch... definitly

by wassupvanillaface February 28, 2011

Deutching

1. Creeping towards an individual or group of persons.
2. Staring blatantly at a female or male with the intent of further experimentation.
3. Making a woman or group of women run away from your presence.
4. Facebook stalking and the liking of 5 year old pictures.

Girl 1: "OMG here comes Will Deutch, what should we do?!"
Girl 2: "Run!"
Girl 1: "No, don't run, if you don't move he wont start Deutching on us."

by Andy Ohlsen December 2, 2013

Deutsch

NOT Dutch!

Deutsch ~ The German word for German.
As in "Ich Spreche Deutsch" - "I speak German".
"Ich bin Deutsch" - I am German.

Dutch ~ English word refering to things or people from the Netherlands.

"He's Dutch" - "He's from the Netherlands"

Dutchman: Kijk die Duitser daar!(Check that German over there!)
Foreigner: Dude, are you speaking Deutsch?
Dutchman: WTF! I'm Dutch not Deutsch!

German: ...Deutsch?! :D
Foreigner: *confused*

by PearTreeNomNom January 19, 2011