Desperatext

(n) The act of sending a reply text within 30 seconds of receiving one. The Desperatexter usually shocks the person who sent the initial text because of how fast the reply came. Usually done by those that are desperate for conversation or those that have gotten the number of a cute guy/girl and can't wait to engage in conversation.

John: You must really like, Tiffany.

Thomas: What makes you say that?

John: As soon as I hear text come in for you, you're responding. You've been desperatexting all day, man.

Thomas: Whatever, John. I really like her.

by Russell228 October 9, 2011

Desperate

An individual that wants to reproduce with someone and that makes it super obvious that they want to do so.

Timmy is desperate to fuck Charlie.

by I'm tactically bored March 4, 2019

Desperate Dictionary Dipshit

A person who submits their own name to Urban Dictionary, defining said name with traits which make them seem much more attractive and likable than they are in reality.

whoever wrote Daniel in Urban Dictionary is such a Desperate Dictionary Dipshit.

by TitCruncher August 26, 2019

desperate beg

A person which wants the attention all the time and who is desperate to get a reaction out of someone.

Stop being a desperate beg

by Bish24 July 18, 2020

Desperateism

Desperateism ♡#0616

Mike tyson: “I keep forgetting man..and The rock left the call…”
*Harry styles has joined the call
“their name and user is Desperateism ♡#0616“
Mike tyson: “Thanks harry”

by Desperateism ♡#0616 July 31, 2021

friend desperate

The act of propositioning someone to be your friend when you really don't know them.

I really wanted to hang out with this one asian chic that did my nails once, but I felt embarrassed and thought I would sound friend desperate to ask her to hang out...

by amazinjess305 July 29, 2011

party desperate

When your will to drive over 3 hours to find a party

Tim "I'm party desperate"

John " Fort Scott is 3 hours away"

Tim "I'm done"

by Kegstand6900 December 17, 2017