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Being a desmond is when you think you play a big role in a dramatic situation, but realistically you are just a bystander. You know those clueless characters in TV shows that just play along with whatever happens? That's kind of what a desmond is.
Person 1:
"Jacob wasn't really apart of the drama.."

Person 2:
"Yeah, now that I think about it, he was kind of a desmond to the whole situation."
Desmond by quagmiretoilet October 31, 2022
Desmond is the person everyone wants in there life if you ever get a chance with a desmond do not lose it he will love you and show that he cares for you a lot but hes very touchy but thats how he shows his love for you.
"whos that fine ass dreadhead over there with the brown nike tech"
"Oh thats desmond"
Desmond by ilovemybf69696969 March 8, 2023
A very hot man with a massive 8-inch cock
desmond is so hot and cool
desmond by not_desmond May 26, 2023
desmond is the type of guy to always have your back, he is very loyal, DELUSIONAL, and very good friendπŸ”πŸ”. Desmond does not play about his man again he is delusional and if he see you with his man he dont play that sh*t. His body is tea and he is real thick 😍😍😍 dont play. He also knows all the drama and β˜•οΈβ˜•οΈ.
Damnn whos desmond he real thick 😍😍😍

dont mess with desmond he will beat cho ass πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

Is that desmond delusional over That boy again..!!
Desmond by thatbitch38928793 November 20, 2023
A shy guy at first but as you know him more he will be the best person you have ever met! A great lover with the warmest hug. Respects and loves the women in his life the most. A very suitable partner for a hyper/crazy girl as he understands and adjusts accordingly.
β€œonly Desmond can handle eleshia
Desmond by august9th November 21, 2023
Desmond AKA Piss-finger Desmond, a fat idiot who is far more cunty than the biggest cunt on the planet, he is a fatass homosexual
Person 1: oh look its desmond!
Person 2: oh its piss-finger! He’s so gay