derk head

your mum is gay. if you said to someone you are a derk head you would realy be calling their mum gay.

anther meaning for derk head is you cant be bothered to call them nasty names so you say derk head

by shilly April 30, 2008

derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk

A derogatory term synonymous with a hick/redneck; especially an Iowan. Coined from the sound fat construction workers of the area sound when laughing.

Two women sit, enjoying a meal, when two extremely obese construction workers walk into the restaurant (strangers to them), and exclaim, "Hey laydeys! DURK-DURK-DURK-HERK-DURK-DURK!" The women proceed to exchange a confused and disgusted look with one another.

There is no real way to spell this, as it is an onomatopoeia, hence the long title of "derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk."

by NadaSurf12 February 4, 2013

Derk Magurk

A name given to someone who:

Acts in a gay ward manner towards a group of people.

Someone who acts like an idioit when trying to complete a job or task at hand

And/or a simple combination of the two

"Bro, why you gotta be a "Derk Magurk"?

"Just call me Derk Magurk".

"Look at him over there. He's such a Derk Magurk".

"I bet you $12 Derk Magurk over there wont do it!"

by Nuclearwaste113 July 21, 2009

Derk

Amazing and beautyful person.

Derk has a big penis

by Jaxcks December 23, 2016

Derk

A fist bump with your thumb up.

Blake - “Derk it up bruh!”
Cody - “Derk it up!”

by codykomo November 28, 2018

Derk

Donkey Jerk

Guy 1- why are you being such a derk!?
Guy 2- wtf does that mean????

by LADITIONER FOREVER 123 June 15, 2018

quirky derk

a derogatory term used to shame people who are over-the-top quirky and feel the need to push their quirkiness onto others in order to gain attention

Billie Eilish; she and most of her stans are quirky derks
Also people passionate about the show Bob’s Burgers; they are also quirky derks
shoppers of Hot Topic; I think you get the Idea...

by mr. jacker January 20, 2019