your mum is gay. if you said to someone you are a derk head you would realy be calling their mum gay.
by shilly April 30, 2008
Get the derk head mug.A derogatory term synonymous with a hick/redneck; especially an Iowan. Coined from the sound fat construction workers of the area sound when laughing.
Two women sit, enjoying a meal, when two extremely obese construction workers walk into the restaurant (strangers to them), and exclaim, "Hey laydeys! DURK-DURK-DURK-HERK-DURK-DURK!" The women proceed to exchange a confused and disgusted look with one another.
There is no real way to spell this, as it is an onomatopoeia, hence the long title of "derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk."
There is no real way to spell this, as it is an onomatopoeia, hence the long title of "derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk."
by NadaSurf12 February 4, 2013
Get the derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk mug.A name given to someone who:
Acts in a gay ward manner towards a group of people.
Someone who acts like an idioit when trying to complete a job or task at hand
And/or a simple combination of the two
Acts in a gay ward manner towards a group of people.
Someone who acts like an idioit when trying to complete a job or task at hand
And/or a simple combination of the two
"Bro, why you gotta be a "Derk Magurk"?
"Just call me Derk Magurk".
"Look at him over there. He's such a Derk Magurk".
"I bet you $12 Derk Magurk over there wont do it!"
"Just call me Derk Magurk".
"Look at him over there. He's such a Derk Magurk".
"I bet you $12 Derk Magurk over there wont do it!"
by Nuclearwaste113 July 21, 2009
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Looks very tuff but ones you get to know him he is funny and nice. Derk wil always be there for you and is a great friend.
by Wise person. May 8, 2020
Get the Derk mug.One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.
Examples:
-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.
-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.
-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.
-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.
-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.
-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.
Examples:
-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.
-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.
-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.
-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.
-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.
-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.
by Hamm and cheese October 31, 2017
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Person: that outfit is really derk...
Girl with really cool outfit:
person: wow! Your outfit is soo derk!!
Person: that outfit is really derk...
Girl with really cool outfit:
person: wow! Your outfit is soo derk!!
by TracySwoosh123 June 24, 2016
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