Chemistry Department - MSU

Perhaps the most fucked up academic institution in the world. Professors have free reign to verbally and emotionally constantly insult their students and make their lives hell. Basic human rights such as sleep and food become a luxury to a student in chemistry at Montana State University. Often students are forced to down massive amounts of caffeine and riddilin to keep up. Typical masters degrees take 4-6 years to obtain and PhDs typically take 6-9 years.

The Chemistry Department - MSU is hell

by Mister DIP March 4, 2007

IT department

Their Overpaid snobs. They are basically paid to tell you to factory reset your iPad. How their job doesn’t get boring- Saying the same bs everyday

I just hate the IT department

by Deovol May 17, 2021

one in the departure lounge

1. to have fecal matter in urgent need of ejection

shit man i got one in the departure lounge and ther aint no public toilets in Kreblekistan

by Ricey December 17, 2002

coronado police department

a police department in sandiego california.on a small island called coronado.the police are known to have a bad reputation mainly because they have nothing better to do but bust young kids and teenagers for riding a bicycle with out a helmet.there are way too many cops. and they are all pussys.

coronado kid:dood when i was bringing u this herb i saw 8 cops.
other kid:really?! how far did u go?
coronado kid:2 blocks!
other kid:I HATE THE CORONADO POLICE DEPARTMENT!

by xxbeep-boppxx June 13, 2009

Departing gift

The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.

John farted then left the room, he left a Departing gift

by naitsirhc August 23, 2009

departmentcest

An academic department practices departmentcest when they disproportionately accepting graduate students from the pool of their own recent undergraduates, rather than selecting from undergraduates of other schools.

Rigorous and prestigious departments avoid departmentcest, as they prefer to encourage students to explore different arenas in academia by choosing different schools for undergraduate and graduate work.

The undergraduate seniors of our department know they can come back right away as grad students after they graduate, our professors don't care about departmentcest.

by Carlton1997 September 9, 2011

Department of Invasion Prevention

A hypothetical government department that deals with invasions foreign and galactic.

Secret agent: "I've never heard of the Department of Invasion Prevention"

by Type2GenomeManiac June 3, 2017