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Deep sea nuke

Is when you propel shit out your ass underwater at the speed of sound and the shit jumps up over the waters surface creating a shitstorm
"Dude dont go in the water i just dropped a deep sea nuke"
"Oh Yeah i see the shitstorm dude"
by Deep sea NUKER October 22, 2018
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Deep Sea Thugs

A amazing song made by famous YouTuber EddieVR he is also known as specialEdd this song was preformed on a channel known as The Boys React in the video “We Made Hilarious Songs Using A Robot #2.”
by -Astro July 25, 2023
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Deep sea racing prawn

To describe the ugliness of someone
Look at phill he has the head of a deep sea racing prawn
by Dave from the city July 18, 2024
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if i were a deep sea fish

1. Title of a strange childish drawing Kail Paradox drew and is now it the rehersal studio for Stuck On Planet Earth

2. gaia user

3. Something to think about.
If I were a deep sea fish, I'd be part chiasmodon.
by Kail the deep sea fish January 29, 2009
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Koi deep sea diver

A person who deep sea dives in koi ponds. The person does this to find koi and collect their belongings.
Michaela is a koi deep sea diver and collects koi fish.
by Koi koi koi June 29, 2019
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Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving

Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving is when, after taking an enormous shit, you pre-emptively stick your hand down in the toilet water and break up the gigantic turd BEFORE you flush, therefore avoiding an embarrasing overflow situation. Suffice to say, some prepartion is necessary. (If the situation around Uranus requires you to wipe immediately, just "stage" the used toilet paper (TP) on the edge of the bowl and flush them AFTER the crisis has resolved itself. Otherwise, wipe later. 1) Wad up a bunch of TP ahead of time, to be used to clean off your shit-stained finger tips after you've done the deed. 2) Pull your pants half-way up, just in case there is a flood. 3) DIVE!, DIVE!, DIVE! Stick that hand right down in there and start breaking that turd up. Don't be afraid to overdo it. 4) DON'T WIPE YOUR FINGERS OFF YET! Use your clean hand to flush, then quickly cross your fingers for good luck. 5) If all goes well, you've successfully dropped the Cosby Kids off at the pool. Congratulations! If it didn't work, skip Step 6 and proceed immediately to Step 7. 6) Use your pre-saved wad of TP to clean your fingers off, then drop the used TP in the bowl. Proceed to wipe your butt (or if you've pre-wiped, tap in the used TP) and drop the TP in the (now) nearly empty bowl. Whew! 7) If the poop break up did not work (or you were too pussy to do it!), quickly hobble out of the stall to the next stall and finish your paperwork there. Act innocent.
Ollie: Well, Stan, that was a delightful and quite filling meal. Now, if you'll just excuse me for a moment.

Stan: Don't forget about Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving! (smiles sheepishly and scratches top of head).

Ollie: Indeed.
by The Sage Advice Man August 12, 2012
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The deep sea

When mr crabs pulls out his big red cock and shoves it inside pearl as she sleeps peacefully thinking about how her friends hate her
by Bigdaddytyreek69 November 4, 2019
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