Mental make-out decoy

The person whose mental image you conjure in your mind while making out with someone, with the intention of improving the relative attractiveness of the person you're actually making out with. The mental make-out decoy can be achieved via real or perceived resemblance, or by virtue of pure imagination.

SV: We were sitting on the couch, and I was thinking, 'Huh, from the profile view he kinda looks like Keating', and I was able to trick myself into making out with him under that pretense, but then he turned and faced me, and the spell was broken and I bailed.

BPC: haha

SV: Keating makes a pretty damn effective mental make-out decoy, and he doesn't even know it.

BPC: Someone should tell him!

by AbFabSabs May 13, 2009

decoy

Papman's Sidekick

Papman's sidekick is Decoy.

by Tyranosaurus Ross April 11, 2003

Decoying

Running water after taking a piss/shit to at least make it seem like you washed your hands to avoid social isolation at a public event.

Friend 1: Did you wash your hands?
Friend 2: No, I was just decoying.
Friend 1: Gross, go wash your hands!

by cawcawmothahfuckah December 26, 2013

Decoyr

A decorative item intended to distract observer from something else.

Sarah Palin serves as a decoyr from failed economic policies

by DrSigrid October 28, 2008

decoy mack

Macking on an easy target to disguise your real crush.

I was decoy macking on Julian, but I'm really into Danny.

by michellejigga June 17, 2010

Decoy Boyfriend

When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.

Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.

by P.Venuit May 29, 2016

Decoy Team

A sports team that is highly overrated and very easy to defeat.

It's no big deal they can win. After all, the opponent is just a decoy team.

by Akravo Slang March 18, 2019