Daycare belly

It's the same as Bali Belly, but without the holiday.

"my son came home from day care the other day, now I have daycare belly".

by Guido Saragozza March 28, 2024

Daycare attendent

A hot and sexy robot that switches from daddy sun to alpha moon

Guh officer I don't think you understand officer. I need that Daycare Attendent to pound me ugghh oh yeaahhh uhhhhhhhh please yeahh mmmm

by anonymous March 28, 2024

skanky daycare

the cheapest daycare center that you could send your kids to. Forever smells like rotten diapers.

WTF! The state denied my welfare. I might have to go find a job and send my kids to that skanky daycare

by Terry Kulmuthafuka May 5, 2018

Adult Daycare

Adult Daycare is prison. You spend all day eating, doing "art", and playing with fellow adults your age while you're also taken care of by the prison and your daddy Bubba.

Kid: "Mom where's my dad?"
Mom: "He's in Adult Daycare sweetie."

by Spidermanismymomanddaddy November 25, 2021

Gamestop daycare

New kind of daycare where parents leave their child at gamestop while go shopping

Jimmy: Where is your child
Jan: At gamestop daycare

by Aguguguboi September 27, 2022

Mouth Daycare

When a man drops his seed in your mouth, therefore your mouth is considered a daycare for dropping the kids off

Damn, that girl gotta mouth daycare! She swallow like a goat

by unknownperson001 February 5, 2023

doggy daycare hangover

What your dog is after spending time at doggy daycare.

When I picked Bailey up from boarding, she clearly had a doggy daycare hangover. After spending a week running around with her puppy pals, peeing freely and hardly napping… it’s like she partied like is was 1999!

by GlazeHer August 6, 2023