paradise by the dashboard light

A euphemism for having sex in a car.

Jenny and Johnny drove up to make out point for a little paradise by the Dashboard light.

by ShovingLeopard October 6, 2016

put my knee through her dashboard

The act of having exceptionally good yet typically rough sexual intercourse.

John: Did you go home with that girl you met last night?

Michael: Not only did I go home with her, I totally put my knee through her dashboard. I bet she is sore today.

by johhouoonnn June 24, 2010

dashboard confessional

wow people are really narrow minded. obviously all the people who are trashing this band have nothing better to do with their lives. whatever. they may be emo but i like them. it doesn't mean i cut myself or dress in all black. get over it.

...yeah whatever.........

by crazystuff July 19, 2005

dashboard confessional

a band with amazing palm mutes..amazing lyrics..amazing riffs!great vocalist too!simply a band to listen too!

dashboard confessional rocks!

by tripwire013 July 18, 2006

dashboard

The place under which her head ends up when having sex in a vehicle.

Father: You're pregnant! How could this be! Did you not hear of abstinence! Where was your head!
Daughter: Actually, it was under the dashboard.

by J.R. Gagnon August 30, 2005

dashboard confessional

Dashboard Confessional is a wondrous band that has excellent lyrics, many, many fans, awesome live shows, a very hot Chris Carrabba and causes many 'haters' to hate them because of the smart lyrics that can not be found in the Limp Bizkit songs they dearly love. And because they cant get any.

Me:Dashboard Confessional is the best ever!
Random Hater:They suck, just like you!
Me:Yea I bet you dont get any!

by jackjrham August 8, 2004

Dashboard

boobs

Wow, Morgan has a nice dashboard!

by youwish6869 April 14, 2011