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Sorry I think you looked up the wrong thing. Did you mean Daniel Howell? Danisnotonfire is discontinued.
"Have you seen danisnotonfire's latest video?"
"Danisnotonfire's dead." *walks off*
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Danish breakfast

The act of eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack. Invented and frequently eaten in Copenhagen, but is enjoyed worldwide.

One typically finishes their Danish breakfast by wiping their mouth on a pubic hair napkin.

It is also traditional to burn off the meal's calories by filling and glazing the same ass from which the meal was eaten, hinting at the act's namesake.

This is not to be confused with "chocolate croissant," the act of rectal French kissing.
On Mother's day, Asbjørn cooked Signe's eggs but served her a Danish breakfast.
by Anal Patisserie December 26, 2020
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Danish Stallion

When you but a tobacco packet in your foreskin before sex. Like a Trojan horse.
Oh damn, my pussy really hurts and I have an insatiable desire for tobacco.

He probably pulled a Danish stallion on you.
by Orctonk January 30, 2022
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Bolivian Danish

An untoasted, un-sliced, whole bagel served with the cream cheese on top. It is customary to eat the danish in a spiral manner rather than from one edge to the other. Some proponents are said to stick their finger through the bagel “hole”, pushing excess cream cheese through.
I had a Bolivian danish for breakfast this morning
by Oh En Three Pea October 8, 2018
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adam danish

adam means the first person ever created by god

danish means smart af
im so adam danish
nah he's not as adam danish as i thought
by apfkxndjfjdifjf November 22, 2021
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danisnotonfire

A full-time internet hobo
fan: What's your job?
danisnotonfire: I'm a full-time internet hobo!
by SophieLou January 21, 2013
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danish shower

I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are Danish
Danish showers instead of british showers
by anonymous November 15, 2020
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