dante

when a waiter jizzes/spits/poops/throwsup in your food before you receive it

We were real dicks to that waiter, i hope he doesn't dante in our burgers.

by potatoes63 December 11, 2010

Dant

Nasty or disgusting; gross, or foul smelling.

"Dude I haven't bathed in weeks...." "Wtf? That's dant"

"Hey go smell that ice chest, there's been eggs in there for over a month"... "Omg thats shit's dant!"

by Johnny Boy8675 October 29, 2012

dante

an ugly ass motherfucker

the dante is short and wears glasses

by dumby1234 October 21, 2009

dante,

please shove

your fat dante, shlong

by Dante_ Lover_69 March 22, 2020

dant

to smoke weed.

They were danting at school

by bread infection December 7, 2009

pulling a dante

Wearing Sunglasses inside. Most likely seen at parties.

He wore sunglasses to a party!
Woah dude, he's Pulling a Dante

by SaltElements June 14, 2014

dirty dante

The act of bouncing your penis off the forehead of a MILF in the back of a ice cream truck.

“I couldn’t get the smell of ice cream off my penis for a week after that dirty dante.

by LOLurAdopted April 1, 2020