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Bolivian Danish

An untoasted, un-sliced, whole bagel served with the cream cheese on top. It is customary to eat the danish in a spiral manner rather than from one edge to the other. Some proponents are said to stick their finger through the bagel “hole”, pushing excess cream cheese through.
I had a Bolivian danish for breakfast this morning
by Oh En Three Pea October 8, 2018
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adam danish

adam means the first person ever created by god

danish means smart af
im so adam danish
nah he's not as adam danish as i thought
by apfkxndjfjdifjf November 22, 2021
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danisnotonfire

A full-time internet hobo
fan: What's your job?
danisnotonfire: I'm a full-time internet hobo!
by SophieLou January 21, 2013
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danish shower

I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are Danish
Danish showers instead of british showers
by anonymous November 15, 2020
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Danism

Danists practice sleeping with on socks on and riding bikes without helmets.

A religion founded by the greatest Dan that lives in the midwestern continental part of the United States.
In Dan Hickey, We Trust.
"Danism is considerably the greatest religion that exists!" exclaimed Al Gore.
by 404 Name Not Found March 21, 2019
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Danksgiving

A holiday traditionally held on the Sunday after Thanksgiving (when turkeys can be bought for like $2 each), Danksgiving is a celebration and time to give thanks for man's ability to fuck himself up.

To this end, many traditional Danksgiving meals are prepared, often some spin-off of Thanksgiving foods but typically with marijuana and/or alcohol being incorporated into the ingredients. Pot brownies, potatoes with cannabutter, cranberry jello shots, vodkamelons, and of course the Danksgiving Turkey are cooked in a communal setting, and then consumed all at once during the traditional Danksgiving Feast.

Heavy drinking and smoking are also encouraged throughout the entire day of Danksgiving, especially in the form of group games that emphasize getting fucked up as much as possible.
"I'm pretty sure last year's Danksgiving celebration was the best Danksgiving ever, but I don't remember any of it."
"That's what Danksgiving's all about."
by E-Dubs January 14, 2008
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Danish drop-off

is the next best thing to getting a ride home.
It's 4 am, you're out hanging out with people, you ask a Danish who lives in your area if he/she can drop you off home. He/she will say yes. You will get dropped a few blocks away from your place, at his/her place and need to walk for 10-20 min to your place. That's a Danish drop-off.
by lightside July 25, 2010
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