king dangle

when a penis is at maximum length whilst flacid.

"i fluffed my penis and now it's at king dangle"
"after doing the helicopter for a few seconds, my dick is at king dangle"

by jswiss October 3, 2009

Ultimate Dankers

the 3rd best discord server in the world

PYCXL and Milky in Spectral is still there

Boy : let me downlaod discord
Girl : join Ultimate Dankers or i will break up with you

by PYCXL the best author April 28, 2022

angle fer dangle

When a male is positioned in such a way that his genitals are visible through either one or both of his pant legs. This phenomenon usually occurs in the event that the aforementioned male has donned shorts, however there have been other cases.

-In this example, john is positioned across from steve who is in repose on his bed.

John: Bro, I've totally got an angle fer dangle right now

Steve: Well then fuckin smang that jawn

by the next year kid December 2, 2011

meat dangle

Swinging manmeat. Your floppy wang. Yogurt slinging shroom beast.

"Seriously dude - put your meat dangle away - nobody wants to see that shit."

by bTreezy October 17, 2006

Danglerod

When a penis goes limp, back to its normal, non-excited state.

"Man I was so turned on until I saw her hairy mole...Instant danglerod, dude."

"That girl needs to lose those pounds if she wants him to lose the danglerod."

"The thought of seeing her naked makes me go all the way danglerod."

by apenape October 22, 2009

danglecherries

Period chunks attatched to pubic hair.

Similar to Dangleberries but on the front bum.

I looked down and noticed i had danglecherries.

by sharon massie September 10, 2006

Dankless

To be without weed/dank.

"How could you be so dankless?"

by J. Pads October 5, 2009