Defacon

Rating used to describe how bad you have to shit. Best used during long trips:

Defacon 6: Normal shitting procedures. You have no worry about public restrooms.

Defacon 5: Normal shitting procedures. You could probably shit if upon request, like a monkey. Should be able to surpass pooformance anxiety.

Defacon 4: Something's up. Somehow, someway, you know somethings going to go wrong today. It might be the big one, it might not. Either way, you're going to drop the kids off at the pool sometime in the next 24 hours.

Defacon 3: You can feel it moving in your gut. Rearrange plans accordingly. Max safe distance from toilet: 1 hour

Defacon 2: The shit is imminent. You should already have been on your way to the shitter. Max safe distance from toilet: 5 minutes.

Defacon 1: turtling prairie dogging sharting Max safe distance from toilet: NONE

Defacon 0: Crisis Averted, pass me some new pants.

Defacon 2 alert! If you value your seats, you'll pull over at the next stop.
or
Sure I can go to the movie, but I feel like I'm at defacon 3 so you might have to catch me up on some parts later.

by zibbazabba905 May 5, 2011

Dabachoo

When you unintentionally sneeze in the form of a Dab

Hannah:*sneezes into her arm* ACHOOO
Anthony:Dang look at her Dabbing skills
Jim: Naw man, that was just a Dabachoo

by AJ:) November 25, 2016

face fabd egbd egac DFAC dfgb cegc

a trend on yt shorts & tiktok
so basically, a piano account posted a chord progression with the music noted so you can follow along
and people interpreted it as lyrics so people started dueting it trying to sing them lmao
and dfac just so happens to sound like "DA FUCK?" so thats the part where people scream

Fun fact: the chords of face fabd egbd egac dfac dfgb cegc are actually the chord progression to the opening of Never Gonna Give You Up

by Commieblocks May 7, 2023

deface

To ruin a picture of something, esspecially that of someone's face.

Because my brother is against PETA he defaced all their anti-fur ads.

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

Defaced

Being removed as a Facebook friend.

1. After I broke up with her she defaced me. Can you believe that bitch?

by mtwiz February 4, 2009

DFAC

An acronym for Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Man 1: Dude, you should totally ask her out.

Man 2: I went DFAC bro.
Man 1: Good choice, I'll be a broke bastard my whole life until I do that.

by xHiHx July 10, 2010

Dfact

Dfact - origonates from north east England. Comes from the phrase "Dad Fact". A "Dad Fact" or Dfact is a fact used to make a point or allow someone to appear to intelligently contribute to a conversation which is entirely made up and the source of the information being used is no-less than the users own imagination.

It includes - Made up facts, statistics, lies, exagerations

Person A: "You can't buy a laser pointer for your cat, it's been proven to drive them insane"

Person B: "That is such a dfact!"

by Dr Satan April 22, 2009