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chick dump 

When a chick takes a dump in your bathroom. It's usually much quicker than a dude's dump (but still a few minutes longer than a tinkle) and when you enter you don't smell shit, but an overwhelming reek of perfume or scented deorderizer. They might deny they took a dump in your bathroom, but you know.
"I'm going to go take a chick dump in your parents' bathroom." - Chris's girlfriend on 'Family Guy'
chick dump by Tallyho Chap! May 18, 2012

Eyes on the prize dump 

This is when you squat over a mirror to take a shit so you can witness the miracle of birth.
After I completed the eyes on the prize dump I lost my balance and slipped on my turd. I was proud of my little brown baby though.

Rock-Pissing Dump Truck 

A “Rock-Pissing Trump Truck” is a very large dump truck FULL of rocks, and the rocks are pissing out all over your vehicle. These rocks are chipping the paint and hitting the windshield. And the truck has the nerve to post a sign saying “not responsible for any damage” and “stay back 200 feet”.
Rusty was so angry at the “Rock-Pissing Dump Truck” ahead of him. He pushed the gas pedal to the floor and went 85 mph to pass it!

Peussie Dump 

The moment when you realize that someone just cut a massive gas explosion and the only thing to do is run for your life.
That Peussie Dump filled the theater and caused the show to stop!
Peussie Dump by Peussie December 13, 2010

Donald Dump 

America's psycho president who looks like he just did a dump.
Donald Dump by simmergirl June 1, 2017

dumpster pump

when two gay men sodomize each other in a back alley, commonly done wearing roller blades.
Oh look! There’s Joe Rogan dumpster pumping with Alex Jones!
dumpster pump by John graham April 9, 2019