someone who hangs out with musicians.
All the definitions I have seen so far are written by drummers, or people who thinks the stereotype is false, but...
dude, drummers don't have real notes. Any dumbshit can tell difference between a quarter note and a whole note. A guitarist on everything known to man, that sees the iguanas in their eyeballs, can keep in time.
Drummers are necessary in bands, but so are microphones, and neither are musicians.
All the definitions I have seen so far are written by drummers, or people who thinks the stereotype is false, but...
dude, drummers don't have real notes. Any dumbshit can tell difference between a quarter note and a whole note. A guitarist on everything known to man, that sees the iguanas in their eyeballs, can keep in time.
Drummers are necessary in bands, but so are microphones, and neither are musicians.
Drummer: Dude, you're such an junkie. You can't even read your notes, keep in time or do anything, shit head.
Guitarist: I can read my notes, but more than that, I have notes. You have the timing for your instrument, and nothing else. You don't play a tuned instrument, and no one even fucking knows your name. There's a reason that no one knows your name, and it's not because everyone's conspiring against you to keep drummers down.
Drummer:...
Guitarist: Here, take one of these. It'll help.
*Guitarist hands drummer a pill.*
Drummer: What is it?
Guitarist: Does it matter?
Guitarist: I can read my notes, but more than that, I have notes. You have the timing for your instrument, and nothing else. You don't play a tuned instrument, and no one even fucking knows your name. There's a reason that no one knows your name, and it's not because everyone's conspiring against you to keep drummers down.
Drummer:...
Guitarist: Here, take one of these. It'll help.
*Guitarist hands drummer a pill.*
Drummer: What is it?
Guitarist: Does it matter?
by bornless May 24, 2009
The worst and most insulting insult ever. Drummer is used as a word to describe the most stupid, most retarted, most unimportant humans and/or living things that ever existed.
Person A: Oh my gosh did you just run into a parked car?
Person B: Yes I thought it would feel good.
Person A: You're a drummer!
Person B: I'm sorry (sigh), i was too stupid to play bass...
Person B: Yes I thought it would feel good.
Person A: You're a drummer!
Person B: I'm sorry (sigh), i was too stupid to play bass...
by Renji MB July 11, 2008
a drummer is the backbone of a band but always thinks he is the best person in the hole world because he thinks he has talent
and he is always a dickhole
and he is always a dickhole
a, hey do you know john
b, yeah i hate him he thinks hes so cool
a, why what do you mean
b, hes a drummer
b, yeah i hate him he thinks hes so cool
a, why what do you mean
b, hes a drummer
by nobodys cool April 11, 2009
by Inspiratron December 27, 2007
two people after a gig
Man thats one great band, yeah but did you notice who the drummer was?
The drummer? hell no, does anybody notice who the drummer is of any band? its irrelevent!
Man thats one great band, yeah but did you notice who the drummer was?
The drummer? hell no, does anybody notice who the drummer is of any band? its irrelevent!
by happyslapper December 09, 2007
The drummer is the most important member of the band because he flies wingman for the other rockers.
by JlbT January 21, 2006
The patience displayed by a drummer when he/she only gets to play a small percentage of the time in a practice (i.e. fifteen minutes out of four hours) because the melodic instruments can't figure out the chords. This is often confused with 'drummers syndrome', which is when the drummer is blamed for having ADD, but if you read the above discription, ADD is not the case.
Drummers patience is displayed when; the drummer counts off...."1,2,3.." guitarist says, "wait! Is it C to A or.." bassist, "No no, it's C to C sharp..isn't it?" the keyboardist, " NO, it's C for two measures then..." At this point the drummer starts to play on his own, or puts the sticks down and walks away.
by Malliot May 18, 2007