The Elf Downstairs

A term for when a roommate refuses to go to bed and instead stays up all night complaining about homework. The observing roommate typically resides in a lofted bed.

Roommate 1: Rehhh, I hate physics!
Roommate 2: Dude, I'm trying to get some sleep. Quit being the elf downstairs.

by Jillian Klein January 30, 2009

downstairs mix up

When you got what you ain't supposed to have!

My first date was when I showed you my downstairs mix up!

by K+C July 2, 2007

Dinner downstairs

Performing Oral sex on a woman

I didn't screw her, but i did get some dinner downstairs

by Bob January 18, 2004

downstairs

a girls vag.

her chamber of secrets.

her no no square.

J Nasty: Don't tell Meg I told you, but she totally showed me her downstairs.
Caitlin: OH!

Five minutes later:
Caitlin: So, Meg. I heard you showed J Nasty your "downstairs"?
Meg: *laughs hysterically*

by ghettonun. September 2, 2009

downstairs insidies

fingering a girls vagina (downstairs) inside her pants (insidies)

Boy: How about some downstairs insidies?

Girl: I'd love to.

*Girl unzips pants*

by dailydoseofwords August 6, 2010

Downstairs Beard

A veritable mane of unruly pubic hair, often, nay, always accompanied by a massive overgrowth of ferocious facial hair. May be inhabited by various species of wildlife including: crabs, sabertooth crotch crickets, lice, fleas, small feral cats and the mythical crabacus. The downstairs beard, if left unchecked, will grow together with the upstairs beard creating one mammoth superbeard which will then slowly begin to digest it's host creature and become a sentient being.

Dude 1: "Dude! Why do you keep scratching your nuts? Knock it off!"
Dude 2: "Sorry, I've got something crawling around in my downstairs beard!"

by Kipper snack rodeo June 12, 2009

downstairs mixup

British origin

genitals

see also junk

Greg- Do you love me?

Paul- I don't know you.

Greg- Oh you know me. You've seen my downstairs mixup.

Paul- Yeah, well I didn't ask to see that, did I.

by bobby le deuche April 4, 2009