nacho cheese doritos

the best tasting chips in the world if you don't think so you shouldn't be alive

dude i bought nacho cheese Doritos
i love you

by yy360noscope420blazin April 27, 2015

Twice Baked Doritos

When someone is stoned (high on marijuana) and is eating Baked Doritos

"Dude, I can really go for some twice baked Doritos RIGHT NOW"

by Youdon'tevenknow April 11, 2015

Flamas Doritos

Only true gangsters eat these hot Doritos. Their Cheeto equivalent is Flaming Hot.

Will, "Should I get those Flamas Doritos?"

Friend, "Hell no. Only Jaquavious can eat those."

by WKUMAN November 3, 2019

Dank ass Doritos

Dank ass Doritos. Used to describe how great or good your Doritos are.

person 1 : Hay, Yo, M8 let me get some of those Dank ass Doritos

person 2 : Na fam these my Dank ass Doritos. Get your own.

by FLASHTHESTROBE October 30, 2015

Tapatio Doritos

The greatest tasting tortilla chips known to mankind. Watch out though, they're highly addictive. You may find yourself eating 2 whole large bags in one sitting, even if you aren't stoned.

Ryan:Dude this is my 5th bag of tapatio doritos this week.
Brandon: That's it? I'm on my 8th.
Ryan: I'll be right back, I'm going to winco for more!

by odo55 April 5, 2013

I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.

Johnny: I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

by Ohhhhhhj December 4, 2019

Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos

Everything that is good in the world. The greatest flavor of doritos our universe has ever seen. They are simply awsome.

I could eat only Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos for the rest of my life.

by Hezron February 27, 2008