doll men

A shortened way of referring to the Dollar Menu at McDonald's.

you: I'll have a double cheeseburger off the doll men.

Drive thru person: that'll be $1.06, please drive around

by stankdaddyfresh June 8, 2009

doll steak

A meat made from lost or forgotten children's dolls inspired by the kind of comedy Kurt Cobain in his hit song "Milk It". It has a distintive taste that can only be experiaced.

"Hay dude, pass the doll steak."
"Ok, here; please don't hit me again."

by Jarn Kazoox December 26, 2007

Doll Syndrome

A condition that occurs when people become so entranced in watching television or playing at the computer that they appear like dolls, staring off into the distance.

Affected individuals become seemingly immobile and do not respond to any outside stimuli.

People will less serious symptoms might still mutter "mmhmm" or "yup" in response to another person speaking to them, even though they haven't really heard them.

More serious symptoms include loss of the ability to blink, dry eyes, loss of weight, loss of sleep, and inability to respond to most stimuli.

Doll Syndrome is usually fixed by turning off the source, usually a television or computer.

Mother: He just sits there all day. He doesn't even get up to eat or sleep anymore! What could be wrong with him?

Doctor: It appears that your son has a bad case of Doll Syndrome.


Father: Did you mow the lawn yet today?

Son: Mmhmm.

Father: It doesn't look like you did!

Son: Yup...

Father: Damnit! Put down that game and listen to me!

Son: Mmhmm...

by Fina1 December 9, 2008

Doll Kink

When a girl get's turned on by being called a "Doll"

DOM: "Get on the bed doll"
SUB: *FUCKING RUNS TO THE BED WHILE HER P***Y STARTS DRIPPING CAUSE SHE HAS A DOLL KINK*

or

DOM: "Get on your knees doll"
SUB *FALLS TO HER FUCKING KNEES CAUSE SHE WANTS TO BE YOUR DOLLY*

by annyx October 11, 2022

Doll Face

A baby face girl that is cute without makeup.

A girl with thick curly hair, flawless skin, big blue eyes, chubby cheeks and soft lips.

A girl that looks like a super model with makeup on.

My girlfriend has the most beautiful doll face I have ever seen and the husband of the clerk at the store told me she is one of the most beautiful girls he has ever seen. I am proud of her.

by BryanKnight May 25, 2013

doll fag

1) A person who collects, buys, or builds dolls. In particular, dolls based on anime characters or anime style characters.
2) Fans of "Rozen Maiden", an anime and manga series that features living dolls.

Some doll fag paid over $1,000 for a custom Suiseiseki doll.

by Loooong Cat September 15, 2007

Doll bludger

A doll bludger is someone who can physically work and doesn't have any medical conditions to stop them from working, but don't want to work.
Instead the will go on job seeker (job seeker(not really looking for work) and take 5¢ from every tax payers incomes to support their lazy asses.

Tax payer: oi what's your name
Doll bludger: doll
Tax payer: phuck you doll
Doll bludger: what's your name
Tax payer: tax wh...
Doll bludger: phuck you tax

by coop-meme January 6, 2021