dirk

used to describe a short chinese boy with glasses who is incapable of doing any physical or mental work and cannot be loaded with anything higher than 1st grade work

Damn he pulled a dirk.

by onichan1236669 October 16, 2018

Dirk

a person who is a dork and has the common sense or attitude of a dick/dickhead.

Dirk: What are you doing?
Me: Playing the gat
Dirk: Oh, I thought you said playing the cat, I was like wtf?
Me: You're such a dirk.

by lyingking December 15, 2018

Dirk

Nickname for renowned bassist Geddy Lee from the band "Rush".

You should have seen Dirk's wild bass solo last night

by TheInfoBringer February 23, 2019

Dirk

Can be used in any part of a sentence to describe how something is cool, brutal, awful, gut wrenching etc.

“God that’s so dirk”
“Son of a dirk”

“Smells like dirk”

by Elmoisdope11 June 7, 2019

Dirk

I weapon similar to a dagger, but with a longer blade.

The old warrior was stabbed with a dirk.

by Maxcocoa January 13, 2020

Dirk

Dirk is most likely plays fortnite. He usually flirts with every girl but doesn’t notice it. He’s a bot when he plays fortnite tho Dirk is most of the time single. He gets nervous easily when he likes a girl a lot but he makes a great friend! He always has an iPhone and AirPods and likes to ft with people he trust.

1.Omg Dirk is so single!
2.Dirk needs an online girl bsf to help him get a gf
3. Dirk sucks at fortnight

by Hijejsnsnss March 28, 2020

Dirk

A grouchy old man that lives to get in everyone else's business. Dirk likes to yell at people for driving too faste "kickin up dust." Dirk is entitled, and believes that he should be allowd to do donuts in the road on his tractor without looking for traffic first.

The whole neighborhood hates Dirk. He's a bitter old man.

by FireSpring August 8, 2020