Did you record this with a potato?

When people post videos of extremely bad quality on Youtube, commentators sometimes post a question asking, “Did you record this with a potato?” This questions how the video poster ever even thought that his video was youtube worthy; videos that receive this comment are often heavily pixellated, corrupted, excessively blurry, or constantly contain text that’s too small to see.

In these comments the word potato is often replaced with something else, for example calculator..

Guy 1: *Shows a video with bad quality*
Guy 2: "Did you record this with a potato?"

by SParwa August 23, 2011

Did you find $20?

A sarcastic phrase often used to question and belittle a person who has told a long story full of boring mumbo jumbo bullshit, that doesn't have any single significant point.

Also see cool story bro.

Person A: "So I went to the mall today and" etc...
Ten minutes later
Person A: "... so I bought one for my Cat."
Person B: "Did you find $20?"
Person A: "No."
Person B Leaves

by JGroove December 8, 2010

did my own research

Spent 20 minutes on Google looking for any blog entry or reddit post that confirmed what one already suspected or wanted to be true

I learned that vaccines cause autism because I did my own research.

by RealLemon February 17, 2019

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?

The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')

Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"

by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021

Did I Stutter

when you insult someone and they say, "What did you just say??" it is the best response...ever

alyssa: you fat ho!
triece: what did you just say?
alyssa: did i stutter??

by Angelacia June 20, 2007

Did I ask

A thing said by mostly middle schooler's that basically is a slang way of saying "why'd you tell me that, i didn't need to know that." but in more of a rude way

"Hey guess what i did? I went to a beach!! Yeah!!" Jamie said. Ron looked Jamie right in the eyes and said, "DID I ASK!!"

by H@B June 6, 2017

Did I ask

The most annoying "come back" ever made. Usually used by 9-12 year olds.

John: Look, Daniel you have to do something, The project is due tomorrow and you haven't done anything.
Daniel: Did I ask?

by Infernoflame June 22, 2021