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Bible-humping Homophobic Ultraconservative Dickwad

Someone who takes every law in the Bible literally and uses it to verbally attack people who don't agree with what they say to a tee. They tend to support the death penalty for non-heterosexuals, transgendered people, women who get abortions, and tries to convert all non-Christians within a 200 mile radius.
Ethan: "Fuck, that guy tried to shove his Bible in my face just cause I was gay, he called me a faggot, and said I'd spend eternity rotting in fire and brimstone!"
Krysta: "Was he quoting that one Leviticus passage?"
Ethan: "Yeah."
Krysta: "Wearing a Make America Great Again shirt?"
Ethan: "Yep."
Krysta: "You found a bible-humping homophobic ultraconservative dickwad."
Ethan: "Couldn't have put it better m
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) February 18, 2017
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Dickwad

I large group of angry gay men make circle and proceed to jack off
Hey Todd, I was walking to a bar last night and I saw a big dickwad in the alleyway.
by MeatMongrel June 1, 2018
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Dickwad is a word to describe Kaleb. Now Kaleb is a cool guy. But hes also a dickwad. Now being a dickwad is not a bad thing. Some people like dickwads. A dickwad is a person who is ususally tall strange and metrosexual.
Kaleb is a dickwad. Oh what a dickwad he is.
by anonomous March 20, 2005
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Dickwad

Cloth, paper or hay placed at the base of the penis' urethra to ensure more penetrative ejaculation. The concept originated in the 1770s to increase the range of a cannon.
Customer: Hi, I need some dickwad.

Chemist: I'm afraid we only have hay in stock at the moment. Will that do?

Customer: That's fine. Do you have anything I can ram it down with?

Chemist: Anything thin enough will work. Why not try a Laverick? They are on offer at the moment. Buy one get another half price.

Customer: Ok, thanks. I'll do that.
by Cherie Booth September 6, 2009
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Dickwad

The wad of smegma rolled off your penis into a ball.
Today I ate some of my own dickwad. Yumm!!
by Kevin Ladd January 17, 2008
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dickwad

Robert McColley of ComputekMD. If haters keep taking this definition down I will just keep putting it back up so stop tryin' chumps!
BLEEP! BLEEP! (Nextel radio sound) HEY DICKWAD! WHERE ARE YA?
by Guess Whoooooo? March 1, 2005
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Dickwash

To brain wash a wemon or man with your dick to get that person to do what you want I dickwashd that bitch she buy me everything done dick wahed that bitch also to live off your dick buy fucking older bitches so you can live off that dickwashing then you start a cult of bitches you dick washed
Man she so in love after I dickwashd that ho she get me whatever I need with a dickwashd ho you got a bitch brainwashed bye dicking them doing good I live off my dickwashd hos
by Dickwashd September 3, 2019
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