Spontanious Dental Hydroplosion

Disease in which your teeth turn to liquid and then drip down the back of your throat.

"I'm inventing new diseases. So like lets say my teeth turn to liquid and then they drip down the back of my throat what would you call that?" "I thought you said you were inventing diseases; that's spontanious dental hydroplosion" -Jim and Pam from "The Office"

by Falls Penn February 26, 2007

dental rush

The act of brushing your teeth multiple times right before a dentist appointment.

Guy 1: You going to the dentist?

guy 2: Yah, I had a dental rush this morning.

by amatwiedle September 23, 2013

nature's dental floss

pubic hair stuck in your teeth

I went down on a chick with a 70s retro muff and got a mouthful of nature's dental floss.

by I am Achmed September 25, 2008

Russian Dental Floss

When one is going down on their dirty bitch and he decimates her snatch with his teeth. He then flosses his teeth with her pubes.

I had to drive Propecia off to the hospital after giving her a Russian Dental Floss, or my ass would have been hauled off to gitmo for terrorizing that shit.

by Cock Cobbler October 22, 2011

Gentle dental

A very slow and fulfilling blowjob.

I was with my girl the other day and she gave me some gentle dental

by FeelsAwfullyCool September 10, 2016

Denim Dental Dam

A "Denim Dental Dam" is when the genital area isn't clean enough - or doesn't smell clean enough - to perform oral sex on the other party without a barrier to protect ones mouth. It is therefore necessary to have the denim jeans remain on the party to which it will be performed.

It smelled so nasty I had to leave on her denim dental dam so I wouldn't gag

by Sergeant Pretty December 30, 2010

dermal anchor

A new way or piercing that can be done anywhere on the body, hence the name "dermal." You can get multiple dermals to make the shape of something, such as a star. A single dermal on the finger is also popular as a "dermal ring." It usually requires a curved piece of jewelry to act as the "anchor", the piercer slides the curved part under the skin and all that is seen on the surface is your jewel or ball. It cannot be removed by yourself, if you do it'll scar really bad, you need to have it surgically removed, or very carefully by a professional.

"Dude did you see Aarons dermal anchor?"
"Yeah its fucking queer, who gets dermals in the form of something?"
"Yeah and it bled like crazy."

by abby tobey May 8, 2008