Canadian Defensive

Similar to the Roman War Helmet, except you put your anus on their nose, place your balls on their chin and let your penis extend down their throat.

Brendan passed out early, so I gave him the ol' Canadian Defensive.

by Bryan November 19, 2004

Passive-defensive

Acting as totally oblivious to others' passive aggressive behavior.

Looking at a shared dinner bill, "Man, I cannot believe how expensive the dinner was. This sure isn't helping me pay my rent."

"Yeah, I know what you mean," Eric said passive-defensively. "So, your half comes to $28 plus tip."

by Hellsreach August 3, 2015

bi-defensive

is probably bi, but is dealing with everything related to it defensively

homophobia makes no sense to him, but he's still so weird when anything gay comes up, what a bi-defensive oddball

by awwedorable August 31, 2015

war defensive

an effort at jacking up the chances of war. Antonym of peace offensive.

The war defensive of the aggressors was defeated by the peace offensive of the peaceniks.

war instigation, war-mongering, bellicose, violence peace offensive, peace

by uttam maharjan October 9, 2011

Financial Defensive Maneuver

an unnecessary task that most other people will not do, done to secure one’s self financially or to gain some kind of extra wealth.

An action one does to secure themselves financially.

Rob: Where were you last night?
Tom: I was uh...
Rob: You didn't sleep with Barb did you?!!!
Tom: IT WAS A FINANCIAL DEFENSIVE MANEUVER!
Rob: Oh, thats ok then.

by theTERM-INATORcre March 7, 2010

Mad Defensive

Hoppy's play-style is "Mad Defensive" e.g. running and bowing.

Guy 1: Damn, this guy is playing so mad defensive
Guy 2: *runs and bows*

by Spambow June 26, 2016

Self-defensive Eye roll

A self-defensive eye roll: a justified rolling of the eye, after another person has rolled their eyes at you.

1: don’t roll your eyes at me
2: you did it first it’s a self-defensive eye roll
3: okay fine that’s true

by lilDICKtionary March 27, 2020