shit decorator

A friend or co-worker that is angry or in a bad mood about unrelated issues, that enters the room and starts bitching about any and every little thing to release stress. (Thus decorating the room with their bull shit.)

"Yeah the boss must have REALLY been up Travis' ass today because he was acting like a total shit decorator after the meeting."

by reliant6 February 18, 2009

decorate the mahogany

It's your turn to buy a round of drinks.

Hey buddy is it not time for you to decorate the mahogany?

by Carmele August 31, 2010

Floor & Decor

When you have sexual intercourse on the floor and then ejaculate on the woman’s face, providing her with decoration.

Guy 1: what’d you do on Saturday?

Guy 2: Floor & Decor with Rebecca

Guy 1: Damn, she made you go shopping on a Saturday?

Guy 2: nah man…..

by BartmanSteve69 June 10, 2023

Cake Decorating

The act of taking a used condom, poking a hole in the end and using it to decorate a cupcake (or if there is enough an entire cake).

A male who does this is referred to as a snausage.

See snausage for proper example.

by Skeezer September 14, 2003

interior decorator

refers to "none of your f'ing business" in response to a job inquiry. Primarily because interior decorating is a job that anyone can perform and by this response you are avoiding to answer the actual question.

What is your job?
I am an interior decorator

by Billw5 March 12, 2008

Interior Decorator

When you're having sex doggy style facing a wall, and you pick the person up and smash them through said wall.

The sex was good but aggressive; I tried to rough things up a bit and accidentally gave her the interior decorator.

by TheManSlut November 13, 2010

Dick Decor

Genital warts, also known as "Dick Decoration"

After spending the night with Eric, Clark had lots of Dick Decor.

by Stereoknowledge June 14, 2009