Deaf Off

Term originating in the county of West Midlands in England.

This term refers to an individual who ignores or neglects old long term friend/s to 'go off' with new friends.

"Have you seen Joe Bloggs lately?"

"Narh, he's being a right deaf off with his new college mates."

by BrumBird January 20, 2010

YouTube Deafness

Temporary hearing loss attributed to watching a low-quality, quiet video on YouTube with poor audio then switching to a video that is louder with better audio quality.

Usually only applies when the victim is wearing headphones due to the unexpected blast of sound that comes with switching videos.

Person 1: Oh man I cant hear anything right now. I was watching a quiet music video on YouTube and I switched to a loud one and it blew out my eardrums man!

Person 2: Yeah man that's called YouTube Deafness. It has happened to me too. Just wait a couple of minutes and it will clear right up.

by Anigav Senip July 27, 2010

deaf cunt

A highly proficient networker. Also deaf. And a bit of a cunt.

Aw man, that guy knows everybody in here. He must be a deaf cunt.

by KMacG May 20, 2014

deaf whore

a deaf female who is also deaf. deaf women are whores by definition. PERIODT.

wow that girl is such a deaf whore.

by harperisfast January 19, 2020

Deaf Jenny

While in the process of intercourse with one of the opposite sex, attempt to excrete feces into ur hands. Once done, continue to place the feces into ears of the girl. In order to be done correclty, make sure that their is an even amount of fecal material in both hands. The best time to deaf jenny a girl is when they are least expecting it. Once you place the shit in the ears, do a delayed "SURPRISE". If she does not hear you, the Deaf Jenny has worked ot its fullest extent.

---I Deaf Jennied that blonde.

---If you do not co-operate, I will procede to Deaf Jenny your son-of-a-bitch ass!

by Lefty5 and Krongy June 11, 2009

half deaf

Someone who is deaf in one ear.

Brian Wilson is half deaf.

by SuperSonicX May 6, 2006

Tone deaf

The lamest excuse for all bad singers.

1:"Just a small town girl, livin' in a loooneelyyyy wo-"
2:"Stop singing. Now. Please."
3:"Hey, that's not nice, I'm tone deaf! Don't make fun of my disability!"
4:"Bitch please."

by THEChillmasters December 23, 2010