Dorm Jeans

Sweat pants, and or athletic pants normally worn on campus. But, when worn outside of the campus environment, their appeal instantly disappears.

Lauren and I were at the bar, when this guy rolled up rocking his dorm jeans. Faux pas

by freshhooker December 8, 2010

dorm

a deluxe prison cell used for getting ass

Let's go back to the dorm and get some ass.

by damnicantfindagoodsn August 9, 2005

Dong Dorm

A mouth or vagina

I’m meet this girl named Susan, and the only thing I wanted from her was unlimited access to her Dong Dorm

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

dormant

A bit slow or stupid. A bit divvy, thick, backward...

Don't be so dormant!

by Anon2 August 20, 2006

Doorman

A person that invites you cordially,or welcomes you inside him or her
Synonyms: whore, promiscous person, harlot

"_Hello, wanna come in?
_Yes please, thank you doorman."

by harlottracystarmorgan October 8, 2011

dormy

One that resides in a dormitory at a college or university. Commonly a mama's boy or pansy since they purposely condemn themselves to a tiny cinder block room with a complete stranger, instead of venturing off on their own. They poop where they sleep and eat cafeteria food three times a day.

Chris: Sup lil' mama wonna come back to my place?

Vanessa: Yeah dawg, where you be?

Chris: I have a set up in Wallace.

Vanessa: You're a dormy?

Chris: Yeeeeeeeeeeah.

Vanessa: I'm tired....nevermind.

by Thirsty Kyrsti March 7, 2010

dorms

Another word for hell hole. Basically, a prison that most colleges will force you to live in (usually up to 2 years) with a roommate. You mostly certainly will have to endure a crap ton of bullshit from that roommate during between that duration. The roommate may at first seem like a nice guy, but eventually, he'll end up becoming another arrogant prick and/or annoying pain in the ass that you'll can't even stand. Some college will allow you to live alone, but at an even more expensive price. Dorm life usually consist of booze drinking, drugs, sex, rape, occasional fighting, loud noises or commotions, vandalism (for some), pranks, and dealing with some weirdo dorks. If you're a guy or girl who wants to keep everything to him/herself, that's nearly impossible. The lack of privacy is horrendous and notorious, no matter where you are. There's barely any space for you to store or use your stuff, which explains why the average dorm rooms are a cluttered mess.

For those of you that just want to watch online TV, browse the web, do any online homework, MMOs, video games, or social media, the dorm room is a hell experience. Internet bandwidth is constantly terrible, since most dorm people will be using the internet to watch and download a shit ton of porn. Worst part is, you are forced to use the college wifi network, no VPN or proxies allowed. So the moment you connect, be prepared for hair-pulling annoying lag.

dorms are prison.

by xacolmah February 16, 2015