Davis

Home of the Davis Center for Social Progress and Human Advancement, otherwise known as The University of California at Davis. From day one, students who had 4.0's in high school are blasted with socialistic and communistic propaganda. Also, UC Davis has an 80% graduation rate, and the majority of classes are curved. So, 20% of the students at UC Davis have to fail, no matter what. While not as effective as Berkeley, this propaganda reaches a majority of students, leading many to have inferiority complexes and bouts of depression when they realize how greedy their desire to achieve is.

Thank God I'm about to graduate UC Davis, and I can't wait to get as far away from here as I can. It is said that many who graduate here don't become particularly successful in life, and I can see why. I defy that claim, and I plan to become very successful and make a shitload of money. Call me greedy if you want.

For current UC Davis students, I honestly hope the best for you. Resist any limits the faculty and staff here may try to impose upon you, and resist the complacent attitude that is so prevalent out here. For those considering UC Davis and have dreams of a big future, run away as fast as you can. Go to a school that emphasizes the practical concepts of hard work and personal achievement.

by calif2011 October 13, 2011

davis

Another term for a dick. It can be used as almost any form of speech. If the suffix "piece" is added to "davis" it more specifically refers to the penis and not the person to whom the penis belongs. Such as "davispiece." Without the piece, the word davis can refer to almost anything including people.

n) "My Davis"
v) "Tom davised all over her face"
adj) "That's so davis"
participle) "Yo, quit davising around"
exclamation) "DAVIS"

by Steve Robinson July 25, 2008

Davis

slang for coke, as in Dickie Davis - who had a white cows lick.

Oih cunty get your Davis out you cunt!

by Dickie Davis August 12, 2008

davis

a female cat that has no hair and used to be blind but due to evolving the davis can now see. Now that the davis can see what it looks like, they refuse to mate in all places exept Pocono Palace.

hey!! its a davis cat

by im never wrong March 21, 2017

Davis

Davis is one of those names that is somewhat unqiue. Most people with the name are very dramatic and self centered, but they can also be kind and loving. Davis is a very manipulative person so you better beware of the genereousity and charming smiles.

“Omg. I can’t believe he would treat me so kindly and then completely backstab me. He is such a Davis!”

by Thatfriendxoxo February 17, 2019

davis

Davis’s are very sexy and are tall with beautiful brown eyes and brown hair. They usually play basketball and football, but do not fall for a davis because you could find that they are gay! It doesn’t matter how sexy a girl is, if you put her in front of a davis, he would be weird about smashing.

friend 1: That fine girl just told him she would smash and he said no!
friend 2: Yeah he’s definitely a davis.

by swag123yuh April 30, 2019

Davis

means fucks on the reg in Italian

dam davis fucks on the reg

by Noah Shoen October 25, 2019