dankus memeitus

A special illness caused by extreme exposure to dank memes.

I have a terminal illness of dankus memeitus.

by Mass murderer 666 March 23, 2017

Daryus

A weird friend that is most likely crazy and never fails to put a smile on your face though he is a little awkward to stay around

Classmate: Hey bro did yiu check out that daryus?
Me: That weirdo? Yeah hes f-ing crazy dude

by Kittycatsports53783 June 26, 2020

daryush

Asshole. Boring. But has a hung penis and will bend u over like he does to the Falafel

You are so Daryush

by Daryush694 January 17, 2019

danus

the space between the dick and the anus.

yo, that kids grandma looks like a danus.

by tonystarks October 10, 2006

dankusmaximus

a type of home grown marijuana known to make people think they're higher than they really are. or just some very dank smoke you got from some other stoner.

"dude we just finished some of this dank at the party"

"what was it?"

"No clue man I'm just gonna call it dankusmaximus"

by jazon giggleings August 21, 2009

Danushka

A man with a serious poof who makes a woman tremble with his sexual prowess, insists on using the pull-out method for contraception, ejaculates on the woman's chest (and possibly face, if accidental), wipes semen off of the woman, then leaves tissues on the floor for the woman to throw away the following day

man look at te hot guy..hes a danushka

by pompompompom August 23, 2011

Dangus

Someone who looks at porn and jerks off for their whole life, but never gets a girl.

yo mike isnt randy robbins a fucking dangus

by randy robbins August 31, 2013