dad

"the only man a girl can trust"

frenchie of grease "dad"

by noel fielding's hairspray July 12, 2008

Dad

He isn’t here sorry look somewhere different

Yo is my dad here Na sorry

by Young kitkat August 24, 2019

Dad

Something I don't have.

My "dad" went to the store 16 years ago and hasn't come back.

by Disappointment to my family January 16, 2017

Dad

The parent that shits in your bathroom. Also takes a ton of shit. Your dad is super loving actually, except most people find fathers to be inconsiderate fucks. No one cares if your father forced told you to buy your own house. And no one cares that your dad supports the 2nd amendment. Back to the other shitting part, his shits are fucking MASSIVE. I'm talking like holy shit massive, like your toilet cannot be unclogged massive.

Welp. My son is gay, the other is a right wing, and my daughter's a feminist. I'm surprised I haven't killed myself. Am I a good dad? Yeah.

by The Ugly Prince December 14, 2017

DAD

They always there for you regardless of life's problems.

Me : life is beating me down.
Dad : I know my girly

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd January 17, 2019

dad

hi dad

my dad was not present for my borthday

by ILikePeopleOfAge February 23, 2022

Dad

The person who helped make you. The person who wont let boys near you. The person who tells you to wear a sweater and pants to the beach. Over protective of their daughter(s).

Daughter: Dad i don't want to wear a jacket top the beach its too hot!
Dad: I don't want those boys looking at my little girl.
Daughter: I'm 16!

by DontAskForMyName February 15, 2015