chernobyl breasts

The kind of breasts that leak radiation, as if from Chernobyl.

They say Nancy was living in Chernobyl when it happened. That's why she became an x-ray tech. She doesn't need the machine because her breasts shoot their own x-rays. You know, chernobyl breasts?

by gregjockca December 3, 2010

cuernudo

Used to describe a man who is being cheated on by his woman. A Pussy, weak man who puts up with a cheating woman. Imaginary horns of a bull(guey) because he is being made to look like an idiot to other people by his cheating spouse.

"Ese pendejo esta cuernudo."
"Tienes la cara de cuernudo"
"no me pongas los cuernos, porque no voy aser tu pendejo cuernudo."

by MariAntonia July 14, 2006

emotional chernobyl

a completely shit emotional disaster that continues to leak poison into one's life for years

I can't get over how much of an asshole he really is. We'll call him my emotional chernobyl.

by oxfordcomma December 8, 2009

Cherno Samba

A lower league footballer who, despite his real life inabilities, is considered to be a world beater becuase of his percieved skill level in Championship Manager.

Let's sign us a Cherno Samba.

by MaFu January 26, 2005

CERN Syndrome

A mental illness characterised by the onset of believing every girl you meet to be a perfect 10, and then trying to seduce them with your eyes.

Caused by a severe lack of women, as seen in CERN, and other male-dominated scientific research institutes around the world.

Alfred "why is jon staring at that hideously deformed woman?"
Nobel "Shit, hes got CERN syndrome, get him out of here"

by grumham March 18, 2011

Chernobyl Dick

When someone has contracted so many STDs that it is as if their dick now glows a luminous green

Harry's now got a bad case of chernobyl dick

by Psyduck13 November 19, 2014

Cherno Up

The act of non lubricated anal sex between males.

A strong solution of Gay men is to Cherno Up .
"come on guys, don`t worry just Cherno Up"

by Cowboz May 11, 2008