Custodian

A female canine that looks like a cassowary.

A Custodian should only mate with the male equivalent know as a Quidlith

by Rct0712 February 22, 2024

custodian cooter

When u get a female so wet you might just need a custodian to follow her around with a mop so no one slips and falls.

Why is that custodian following ur girl with a mop, don't tell me u gave her the ol' custodian cooter?

by Solegasm April 7, 2024

protective cusstody

Imprisonment designed to shield someone from swearing and other crude language.

What good is protective cusstody if da jailers and other officials of da clink grumble and/or shout profanity/obscenity-laced remarks themselves?!??

by QuacksO January 24, 2023

Adeptus Custodes

An Order of genetically-engineered warriors from Warhammer 40k, created to bodyguard the Emperor of Mankind and act as His servants.

"Did you know that the Adeptus Custodes, the bodyguards of a literal god, somehow messed up so bad that said literal god flat out died?"

by Stormcatcher July 6, 2024

roy the custodian

Roy the custodian is the mascot of glynn academy. he will get you out of class and let you help him and bobby clean the cafeteria or go to the teachers lounge. he is usually found holding a knife to someone’s throat or calling someone a “lil bitchass” or a “dumbass” no one will snitch on him because he will kill them

yo Roy the custodiangot me out of class yesterday to unclog the toy

by roy the custodian January 25, 2019

Lmao i aint no custodian

When someone tells tou to pick up something but on the deadlocs you don't want to

Occonel: pick that bag up
Bonathanos:lmao i aint no custodian

by jewslayer42069 March 11, 2019