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Customer Service

A job which causes your anus to hurt because you've been bending over backward and taking it from whiny, complaining, bratty, idiots all freaking day long.

See also: HELL.
Me: I need a new job.
Friend: What kinda of job are you looking for?
Me: Anything other than customer service. I'd rather scoop the poop off streets.
by ~Diva~Delight June 15, 2008
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custom bait

A collectible doll or other toy in such poor condition that its only value is to someone who customises toys for art projects, or restores them using spare parts.
An artist posts to an online toy forum: "Deflocked, broken mechanisms, paint damaged, or hairless or hair-ruined My Little Ponies are the ones I'm most interested in, since they're just going to be custom bait."
by Kar Red Roses November 27, 2005
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Cumcopter

1. When you cum on a swing-able object(like a rope) and you swing it around making the cum shoot out in many different directions, therefore making the area you cumcoptered in (such as a room)randomly stained with your sperm. Usually done in other people's houses as a prank or if you really hate them.
Example: Person 1: yo Jason, im going to prank James by pulling a Cumcopter in his room.
Person 2: Good idea Jimmy, i fuken hate that kid, that prank would deserve a roflcopter.
Person 1: I get it they both end in copter... anyways can i borrow a swinging like object so i can do it?
Person 2: ya sure let me go get my sisters skip-it.
by jeff sc December 14, 2008
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Customer

"God, why won't these customers leave?"
by CrazyTweak February 8, 2010
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cuscatlan

What present-day El Salvador was called before the Spanish took over or before it won independence Im not so sure. Now cuscatlan is a department(state) in El Salvador.
The Cuscatlan flag looked like the U.S flag just that the stripes were blue, the square was red and it only had 14 stars
by Cuscatlan native August 28, 2005
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Customer Ethics

The ugly ass girl at the counter at Cafe West had some customer ethics issues when I asked her about changing my coffee.
by Pretty Boy Swag aka Lil Wayne September 15, 2010
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cuscle

The muscle that women use to squeeze your penis during intercourse. A.K.A. the Cunt Muscle!
Man she has strong cuscles... she milked the cum right out of me!
by LaPirata November 30, 2010
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