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Cuomos Dungeon

A sex move where you fuck someone in there unwiped ass with either your fingers or penis then in their mouth with the same appendage and then back to the Anus.

Much like The shitty re-naming of the Tappanzee to the Cuomo bridge, this move is named after Governor Cuomo and his sexual deviancies. Cuomo wanted to go down in history with his name on something legendary so he was named after the sex move after his sexual discrepancies that led him to be removed from office. The move is meant to resemble a bridge between two shitty things over a wet landscape, like the traffic on 287 on both sides of the once- Tappan Zee bridge. It is meant to be a shitty bridge, if you will, The name is also meant to be a terrible idea much like Cuomo’s bastardization of the once-named Tappan Zee.
Guy 1: I met this girl at the club last night and I took her to Cuomos dungeon, If you know what I mean.
Guy 2: That’s gross dude.

Girl 1: My boyfriend wants to cuomos dungeon me.

Girl 2: That’s a horrible idea, what a sexual deviant, just like Cuomo!
by toughcookie96 January 2, 2022
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Andrew cuomo

He doesn't seem like a guy that makes many smart decisions, but he also doesn't seem like a predator either.
Andrew Cuomo doesn't look like Whitney Houston and the female state trooper most likely doesn't look like Kevin Costner, but any time a female is assigned to make a guy feel safe instead of him making her feel safe, what does he expect to happen to him? He allowed this to happen to himself, now he has to climb out of the hole he dug himself, even if he had help from other people that digging it with him. It seems like stuff you would see coming, but apparently he didn't pay much attention to any indication that these people close to him were not friends of his.
by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021
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Cuomo

A white man who is attracted to worryingly young Japanese women
"Dude I just got this letter from this super hot 18 year old Japanese girl!" "Dude you're 26, you'll never meet her! She lives across the sea from you, stop being a cuomo"
by Gooberman5422 June 7, 2024
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No Cuomo

When a Male manager interacts with a female colleague or direct report, but without sexual interest nor undertones.
Kelly, are you available to connect for lunch to discuss this project? No Cuomo…
by Lord Ruler August 13, 2021
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Cuomo

That news anchor and that governor are such Cuomo’s.
by Anonomus yo November 30, 2021
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rivers cuomo

1. a singer for the pop-rock band weezer
2. a guy obsessed with japan and asian girls in general
person 1: dude weezer is so good
person 2: yes, especially rivers

person 1: omg i love japan
person 2: you are such a rivers cuomo!
by foxy_6471 March 10, 2024
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Cuomo

A white man who is over attracted to Asian women, more specially young half-Japanese women
"Damn you only date Japanese girls you Cuomo"
by Gooberman5422 May 22, 2024
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