cuntsmear

The discharge often found in underwear, whereby a mole may have light or heavy stripes or globs marked in panties. Colours may vary from clear, yellow, red on blood week and brown if she has the green apple splatters!

I pulled her G string off............and there was a dirty big "cuntsmear" in her duds!!!

by Chappo the cunthuner September 27, 2007

Cuntsplain

Non-gender specific variant of Mansplain

Nelly felt the need to cuntsplain the concept to us all.

by minkeylicker November 13, 2017

Cuntpea

A cuntpea is a little-known bodily condition, originating in the heights of St. Aidan's College, Durham. It mainly affects females, but the condition has been found in several specimens that claim to be male. Cuntpeas are spread by excessive alcohol consumption and prolonged facebook contact.

Due to the timely migration of many of the population of St. Aidan's College, from their natural habitat to the city of London, cuntpeas are now becoming a national concern.

Jen Palmer has a cuntpea.

by Pea house massive August 30, 2009

cuntspawn

The offspring of somebody that you consider to be a cunt, typically your ex and therefore children shared by you and them or somebody displaying such cuntish behaviour that they must have been spawned by a cunt.

I was driving to work this morning and I saw the cuntspawn walking to school.

by Eeza Geza May 24, 2020

cuntsea

Tiniest club in England alongside assnal and cumwest!!!

Oh, his blue pocket street miserable pity mommy looks like a whore, why? Cuz, it is a cuntsea whore, it makes sence! Only thang he is able to do swallow Mighty Tottenham Hotspur's cum all way long

by Raper of assnal August 13, 2024

Cuntsplain

When a female explains something in a manner that is regarded as condescending, and or pretentious. Not to be confused with nagging.

Female version of mansplain.

I can’t believe that she cuntsplained how to change a tire.

by Sweet Penguin January 2, 2024

Cuntsplain

When someone who identifies as a female explains something in a condescending and pretentious way.

Not to be confused with nagging.

Female version of mansplain.

I can’t believe she cuntsplained how to change a tire to me!

by Sweet Penguin January 2, 2024