Cuntry

A Cuntry is a Country, which mainly exports Cunts

Man, Czechia is my favorite Cuntry!

by 00Dabide February 18, 2021

Cuntarius

A generous person. Someone who shows kindness to others.

"Andy is a very Cuntarius person"

by Modern British Dictionary May 12, 2022

Cuntry manor

A vagina so big that it has its own servants, maintenance staff and livestock.

It is quite likely that the Aquaman co-star owns a Cuntry manor. It is also likely to be muddy.

by barryballbags May 29, 2022

Cuntry road

A vagina that is narrow and often requires frequent reversing when there are multiple vehicles attempting transit.

John had to take the muddy back road as there was heavy congestion on his usual Cuntry road.

by barryballbags May 31, 2022

Cuntry

Not to be confused with COUNTRY (a defunct art embodied by George Jones, Hank Williams Sr., Waylon Jennings, & Merle Haggard), cuntry is noxious noise with all the lyrical heft & musicality of a pussy fart. Its prefab "artists" are pressed into one of the following molds:

Cowboy-Behatted Butt Puppets In Sleeveless Tees (Toby Keith, Lil' Kenny Chesney, Garth Fuckin' Brooks)

Or:

Strong Independent Women Who DAMN Sure Ain't A-Gonna Stand By Their Man (the Dixie Chicks, husband murder fantasist Martina McBride)

Their "songs" are concocted on Nashville assembly lines to the demands of oily, kinky-headed record company jews. The lyrics are calibrated to A:

Stroke the eggshell-fragile egos of stupid women:

I"Oh darlin', ah know ah've been a low-down dirty dawg. Please fuhgive me so ah kin come home 'n' paint yer toenails 'n' change the baby's shitty diaper..."/I

B:

Appeal to deballed males with empty "Redneck Rebel" bullshit:

I"Yeah, boy, me 'n' my buds're gonna grab us a keg, hop in our 4-by-4s 'n' git some mud on them tars - mebbe even shoot our guns in the air! 'Cause that's how we roll!"/I

The relationship of country to cuntry is like that of aged cheddar to month-old dick cheese. Avoid it at all costs if you value your life.

Cuntry girl fan in straw cowgirl hat & midriff-baring blouse: "I'm off to see Tim McGraw! He's, like, SOOOOO hawt 'n' shit! I can't wait!!"

Me: KA-POW!!

by NBFORREST1 May 22, 2011

cuntarella

Like Cinderella...except with a cunt it is an insult and an compliment. you are being called a cunt and a princess at the same time. Also a smart ass remark when you want to confuse someone.

Girl: Hey you ugly skanky bitch no one likes you go rot in hell.
Other girl: K cuntarella

by Pinche tu madre July 7, 2009

cuntarsed

Feeling very unwell, due to a large consumption of drink and drugs.

"How do you feel this morning?"

"Totally cuntarsed. But thanks for asking."

by Sir Donnington Smythe August 25, 2006