cum cump basically means cum cup ykwim. you call people cum cump specifically white people who r like pale like vampire pale.
by lovefarting June 28, 2023
When two Bros DP a {Hump Back Whale} and during her ass arch, they projectile ejaculate up and over that phatt ass onto her back while moaning like a whale
So after we slayed in the rink, Riley and I gave this phatttt bitch a Double Cump back whale, and let's just say we had to use a lot of paper after that one.
by Hweems July 09, 2020
Short for "cumprimentos", a portuguese word meaning "cheers, regards". Usually used in messaging or forums to show gratitude but usage may vary. It can be used for showing you are done talking and will not say any further, while not being too rude and abrupt. It may also be used to bait and anger other people.
A: What's the square root of 25?
B: It's 5.
A: I see, cumps.
1: That german dictator is a monster! He is the culmination of all human scum!
2: Actually, he did nothing wrong. Cumps.
A: Gosh, you are SO annoying! Stop talking to me!
B: I know, right? You too! Cumps.
A: YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE, OH MY GOD!
B: It's 5.
A: I see, cumps.
1: That german dictator is a monster! He is the culmination of all human scum!
2: Actually, he did nothing wrong. Cumps.
A: Gosh, you are SO annoying! Stop talking to me!
B: I know, right? You too! Cumps.
A: YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE, OH MY GOD!
by Huaehm November 25, 2022
When you cum and smoke a blunt at the same time, if you know somebody who does this you don’t cross them
by ThatOneCumper November 04, 2020
by Chimmiconga September 26, 2022
The act of defecating semen out one's anus after semen was placed there either through a sexual act or scientific exploration.
After my boyfriend planted his seed in my ass, I ran to the toilet and took a fat cump so I didn't get pregnant anally.
by ArtThief August 18, 2022