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cutting a cuban

It's like cutting a cigar, but Cutting a Cuban is a one wiper upon completion

Bro I was just in the bathroom and I was Cutting a Cuban. One wipe and goodnight dude!
by Brosephguay February 22, 2018
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Cuban Cunt Cough

when a cigar is inserted in the womens vagina and she queefs and blows the smoke
My girlfriend Cuban Cunt Coughed and was rushed to the hospital with 3rd degree burns
by Max and Bobby November 22, 2010
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hand to gland combat

is when you are enjoying a vigorous masterbation session
i am havin a hand to gland combat
by conzilla's big bro March 18, 2009
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but Cuba

but Cuba is an auto-transcribed closed caption which appears when the "Leo Laporte Blows up at Mike Arrington on the Gillmor Gang" video is played with "Transcribe Audio" turned on. The "but Cuba" caption appears when Leo says, "Fuck you guys!"

The phrase was discovered during the NSFW episode titled "But Cuba". The phrase was such a hit that there was no question that it would be the title of the episode.

Leo had heard the phrase, but did not know the origin. He was fully briefed about the origin of "but Cuba" during The Trials of King Leo and has since begun using the phrase himself.

Reported Appearances

But Cuba, the original episode of NSFW in which it appeared.
Tom Merritt slipped a "but Cuba" into his final episode of Buzz Out Loud.
The Trials of King Leo, in which the origin of the phrase is explained to Leo Laporte.
Numerous other NSFW episodes after the "But Cuba" episode.
Leo LaPorte (google transcribed): Screw you of soft money all off, but cuba. I'm not kidding of done.
by @BL42 June 3, 2010
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Reverse Cuban Sasquatch

While having sexual intercourse, preferably in a log cabin or missile silo, the dominant partner takes a dump onto the chest of the submissive partner. He or she proceeds to then trim his/her pubic hair and sprinkle it upon the fecal matter. Then, they wrap the feces in toilet tissue and light it and then shove the "cigar" (lit end up) into the submissive person's anal sphincter (anus).
"Babe, what happened last night? I don't remember a thing..."

"I don't know, but I have second degree burns in my butthole and I found some pubey poop in my crack..."

"Oh, fuck. We must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch."

"Not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!"
by fidelcastro69 April 1, 2010
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Cuban Underduck

When you bend your dick down and back, and a girl blows you from behind with her nose on your butt hole.
"I got a dandy Cuban Underduck from the broad I met at the bar last night."
by TurdFerguson21 June 3, 2016
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Ace Combat

The best aerial warfare video game series to ever exist! It is made by Namco, the same game company behind Pac-Man. Most of the games take place in the fictional world of Strangereal, while some are set in the real world. The games are known for their awesome soundtracks, stories and semi-realistic gameplay. If you never played an Ace Combat game, you seriously do not know what you are missing out on.
I love flying around and blowing up other fighter jets in Ace Combat 4.
by Acecombatfan93 December 14, 2017
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