Clearing the runway

Wiping your ass before taking a dump, clearing any debris that may obstruct the poop from coming out smoothly.

guy 1: Dude, arent you supposed to wipe AFTER you take a crap?

guy 2: Man, I'm clearing the runway. Last time there was so much lint and hair stuck up there, my crap came out like a play-dough french fry maker.

by h22acd December 13, 2010

Crystal clear

Something transparently clear or easily understandable.

Gave me crystal clear definition.

by Crystal_clear February 3, 2010

Seth Clearwater

The awesomest character in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Series. He is a minor character, but is brave, sweet, and generally better than the more often liked characters Jacob Black and Edward Cullen

Seth Clearwater saved the Cullens several times and did not receive credit.

by Gabby Clearwater January 17, 2009

loud and clear

Clearly audible and understood. More radio slang. Also an answer to the question "Do you copy?"

"Holy fucking shit Houston, are you reading me, over?"
"Loud and clear, over"

by ryon January 29, 2004

culero

An Asshole

Quit being such a culero

by Mo July 17, 2003

cream and the clear

The physical contents of steroids. The cream is applied to the body and the clear refers to the liquid injected into the backside.

Jose Canseco used the cream and the clear

by D-For May 13, 2005

clear runway

An empty anal chamber whose pristine status allows the fart to exit with powerful resonance.

It startled you out of your sleep like that because I had a clear runway.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018