A man who enjoys another mans penis in his mouth. He enjoys nibbling on the other mans bellend. He would also be described as a gay, sailor, homosexual or prick.
That Grant is a carrot crunching cowboy, i hate the bastard.
Come on then you carrot crunching cowboy lets go some.
Come on then you carrot crunching cowboy lets go some.
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Get the Captain crunching mug.The act of skipping prescribed training to get to the certification test; akin to kids who dig through a full box of Cap'n Crunch in order to obtain the toy at the bottom of the box before eating the cereal.
The staff is bypassing a lot of valuable training because they are Cap'n Crunching the online course.
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Get the Cap'n Crunching mug.He who is the master of crotches. Or one who obsesses about crotches, i.e. stares and or fantasizes about crotches.
My brother is a total crotchking. He was staring at that guys junk for at least twenty minutes. Fag.
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Guy: "Danielle, how was your clam crunching upstairs?"
Danielle: "Probably the roughest two hours of my life ... There were like eight other girls there."
Danielle: "Probably the roughest two hours of my life ... There were like eight other girls there."
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