crumping

Jerking Off in a public place.

Pee Wee Herman was arrested for Crumping in a movie theater.

by Perry Mole February 16, 2007

crump

Defined by some, at New England boarding schools and colleges, as a solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels. In other words, a nice, solid, non-diarrhea shit. It is a verb only and not a noun. The term can only be used to describe the action of pooping a solid poop.

I'm going to crump. I just crumped.

by Heals October 2, 2007

crump

A English whore, such as in londen.

Hey chaps lets go fetch us some crumpets! Jolly good!

by phant0m October 10, 2005

crump

A vagina

I stuck my penis into your crump

by lionelllama October 25, 2009

crump

A crusty pump. where one farts and there bumhole bleeds with pleasure.

HOLY SHIT matty clark just crumped on that do-nut

by poosniff150 April 22, 2008

crump

a type of dance like battling except the real shit usually battlin it out between the clowns-seen in the movie rize

we goin down to battle zone to see the crumps get they ass whooped by the clowns.

by miyah s. July 6, 2005

crump

The act of slamming your cock up someones rump from behind

Yo nigga, I crumped that sloppy bitch fo an hour last night!

by J January 31, 2005