Bread crumming

Stealing bread crumbs that people feed pigeons usually because of lack of money

I couldn't get a reservation in a good restaurant so we went bread crumming

by davidm998 January 30, 2017

Crumping

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.

In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.

by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016

Cow Cuming

Find a cow and jizz on it then while milking the utters you bukkake its mom

"Yo we gonna go cow cuming today?

by PoppinPauly February 25, 2010

chuming

Chuming occurs when you get drunk off of Bloody Mary's and vomit it up. The vomit looks very similar chum or ground up fish used in baiting sharks.

After my 8th Bloody Mary I did some chuming all over the back seat of my car.

Beer bonging that six pack of Bud Light/ Clamato resulted in me chuming all over the bathroom.

by biggarton October 30, 2009

Crumping

Crumping is a conjunction of the words: crusty and humping

John and Mary were found crumping in the corner.

by MaChar October 11, 2013

Crumping

To dance in a krump-like manner over bubble wrap while pimp slapping your Slore (Slut -Whore)

Hey yo dawg, I was crumping all over your girl last night. Pop pop.

by E-Tay March 18, 2008

crumping

Jerking Off in a public place.

Pee Wee Herman was arrested for Crumping in a movie theater.

by Perry Mole February 16, 2007