Someone late to the market who's wants buy your bitcoin crum's in the begining of a bull run. Legacy finance professionals, gold bugs, anyone who called Bitcoin rat poison. Friends, or colleuges, who laughed at you years ago buying but now want buy some them selfs.
Yeah, my sister’s a crumbmeister. All she did on our vacation was complain about the food and how tired she was. She barely studied the language our relatives speak in. She’s super crumby.
Crumb master.
One who is very crumby.
Crumbmeisters are flakey, annoying, unreliable, unforgiving, temperamental, thieves, and liars.
These people also “borrow” money or get you to get them something under the condition that they will pay you back, but then they never do.
These people also don’t care if you don’t like or want them to do something.
My sister’s a total crumbmeister. She knows that I want to be healthy but she still lights a cigarette when I’m in the same room as her.
Crumbulence (noun)
The emotional distress experienced when someone eats the last snack (usually cookies or chips) and leaves only crumbs as a cruel reminder.
Often accompanied by betrayal, quiet rage, and dramatic sighing.
💬 Example:
“I opened the cookie tin and saw nothing but crumbs. The crumbulence hit instantly.”