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croissanting

(verb) to attempt the crocheting, but failing miserably due to limited knowledge and skill
I tried crocheting once, I ended up croissanting instead and poking my eye out
by highongrapes March 22, 2017
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crowssant

a crow that can shape shift into a croissant or Philza Minecraft's crows that evolved into half crow and half croissant.
Person A: want to see a crowssant?

Person B: what is that?
by Edgeblade.Kaos July 3, 2022
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Cream Croissant

by Tsovoa August 26, 2018
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Keefer crossing

A school that is located in New Caney TX and I'm telling you now it's the equivalent to a prison that educates you. I won't lie there are so many Misbehaved kids that it's insane. You will also meet some very cool people. On the other hand, there are lots of assholes there. Grades: 6 - 8.
A sixth grader attends Keefer crossing middle school.
by Dragónverde September 18, 2018
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chocolate croissant

The act of French kissing ("frenching", "tonguing", "pipe cleaning", "artery scraping") a rectum by penetration of the anus.

Thr croissant, as opposed to a French baguette or any other carbohydrate, is used as an homage to the traditional lubricant: butter.

This is not to be confused with the "Danish breakfast," eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack.
That chocolate croissant last night was so indulgent that I was dripping butter and chocolate into the next day.
by Anal Patisserie December 26, 2020
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The Grand Crossing

A game where you try to cross the border, but then a FUCKING CADET random FUCKING KILLS YOU and doesnt get arrested because the MP was AFK.
The Grand Crossing is a place where cadets FUCKING RK
by RANDOM KILLING CADETS June 28, 2018
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Cornhole Crossing

The name given to an event that occurred back in the mid-1990's when the game "Cornhole" became a popular pastime in Ohio and many residents of Kentucky began a mass migration across the state line in confusion, mistakenly believing that people were butt-fucking in the streets.

In actuality, Cornhole is a game in which you toss CORN-BAGS at a playing board, trying to score by either making your bag into the hole, or knocking your partners bag into the hole. You can also "block" a score by the opposing team by knocking your opponents bag off the game board.

Tough luck Billy Bob. Looks like your cousin Jeb better grease up!!
The cornhole crossing put a major strain on Kentucky's ky jelly industry, but Ohio got a boost in sales!
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 8, 2010
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