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crisscross applesauce

the act of urinating in a manner such that two (or more) streams of urine intersect, thereby creating a frothy churning yellow swirl in the water which resembles applesauce
Billy and Bobby both had to pee really bad, so rather than each taking their turn, they decided to crisscross applesauce.
by Chad Baker May 12, 2004
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crisscross

When two males urinate over the bowl simultaneoulsy causing the urine to crisscross and form into one stream.
Ubs and Butchie did a crisscross after drinking a case of beer.
by Michael Bauer November 26, 2007
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crossroads

A 4-disc box set released by Eric Clapton which included his unbelievable blues (or slow) version of 'After Midnight'
I bought with Eric Claptons Crossroads box set with drug money
by Matty J December 5, 2004
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explosive tip crossbow

If you seriously searched up this word, you play Black Ops too much.
black ops rameriez wager match nerd videogame addiction minecraft sickness omgwtfbbbq no more heroes my spleen!!! Minecraftgasm crossbow explosion spetznas Task Force 141 geek OpFor fuck you tax Once upon a time, i played black ops, i seen the explosive tip crossbow, and i got a big ass boner!
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crosscountry

A sport in which a person crosses a country.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?

Crosscountry
by JoO_GoT_PoOn'D November 14, 2005
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crosscrotch

One who performs the crucifix masturbation/rape scene on themselves after reading The Exorcist in hopes that it is a new method of dying their hair blonde. It doesn't work, and they get made fun of. Then they become a firecrotch out of spite.
Crosscrotch:"Guys, I did what you told me to do, I dont think it worked though."

Voice of Wisdom: "Holy mother, you are a gullible crosscrotch."
by ilovedougie April 12, 2008
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Crossbowling

To eat from two bowls of cereal, both side by side, at the same time.
I had a bowlsworth, then I went home and had a badass crossbowling sesh.
by skilsaw88 October 13, 2009
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