Clobberknock

to hit someone with the 'front' of your fist repeatedly; to hit someone like you are knocking on a door; hitting like a girl

Sally clobberknocked me for calling her mom a slut.

by Livey P February 7, 2007

clit clobberer

a male who is extremely good at stimulating the clit with his fingers or tongue, therefore "clobbering" it. usually a male with a lot of sexual expirence.

Dude, shane's a clit clobberer. He rocked that clit all night long.

by young jared allen #29 June 7, 2010

cobber

an archaic Australian colloquial term used to mean 'friend'
(similar to 'mate')

"...when my cobber had to go spend a penny."

by RockYfella December 5, 2003

clobber

(Programming) To make a change or a call in a program which unintentionally overwrites the current value of a variable.

Yeah I fixed that bug - PrintPage was clobbering the cookies.

by ectoraige May 16, 2003

Clobber

1. The act of thrusting oneself to another human being with one's own head and/or body parts.

2. to utilize the body as a weapon to inflict harm upon one or more persons in the proximity of said body weapon.

John and Kameron love to clobber each other on the daily, no homo.

by vajenjen69 November 12, 2010

Clobbermasher

Its what the people in a #warez channel on a mIRC network have decided to mean "penis." Reason? Because someone did a crossword puzzle which seemed to be making up words, and if the crossword puzzle makers can just make up words, then I think we should be able to also.

He pulled out the clobbermasher and began to "give her the business"

by Slimx0r October 12, 2006

Clobberfuck

1. The utter destruction or domination of people, places, or things. Normally to the max extreme.

2. Overweight couples having intercourse.

1. Professor: "Now students, in one sentence how could you describe the Japanese army's Rape of Nanking?
Student: "It was a clobberfuck, Professor."

2. *audible and rhythmic clapping and fwapping sound behind a closed door*
Bystander: "Sounds like some clobberfucking is going on around here!"

by Mr. von Steinberg May 18, 2010