crimis

The short and lazy way of saying Chirstmas.

If you're tired and someone asks you what happens on 12/25 you would say "uhh, crimis"

by SG-014 December 26, 2018

pants crisis

1. Freaking out over something stupid
2. When a male has a "situation"
3. Pooping or peeing one's pants

"It's not rocket-science, so don't have a pants crisis!"
"Tim had a pants crisis after getting a lap dance on the subway."
"Pants crisis on aisle two!"

by Nashala October 24, 2006

Midriff Crisis

The female version of the midlife crisis. Often times it involves a tummy tuck and/or any other plastic surgery procedure to make her look younger.

"I saw Wanda coming out of the plastic surgeons office today. I'm guessing her Midriff Crisis is kicking in hard. I should know. That's why I was there, too."

by Bored in Scummyvale November 22, 2009

Textistential Crisis

Angrily texting your friends and family late in the night about politics after having too many Miller Lite's

In the throes of a textistential crisis, Eric Trump messaged his old friends, late into the night, about their own immoralities.

by _pone_ July 31, 2020

First word crisis

Having a hard time talking after a long period of silence

“She had a serious first word crisis after spending the entire morning doing homework”

by UrbanBanjo. October 31, 2013

But can it run crisis?

A phrase used whenever an electronic device, computer or computer component is brought up in a thread; usually to ask how powerful it is due to Crisis and Crisis 2 having some of the best graphics and highest system requirements for computer games.

Dude A: I just got a new graphics card today!
Dude B: That's cool bro, but can it run crisis?

by zxvcn October 9, 2011

Midlife Crisis

The reason why my dad has a Mustang in his driveway.

Fred: What's with your dad's car?
Joe: Midlife crisis.

by maxaddicted August 30, 2010