critched

Similar to crooked.meening not straight, or to be slightly bent.

The Christmas tree is still Critched,we need to straighten it up. Or, That man is Critched as hell.

by Tommy Jon December 24, 2019

critcher

a bus

That critcher must'a been goin 1,000 miles an hour in the front row

by VENTILATORTOVICTORY November 30, 2020

CRITCH

1. Essentially being a mother fucking CHAD!!

2. If you are a trader, investor and do something, well anything fucking CHAD, BALLERIFIC or AMAZING You are Critch

Yo you seen that baller over there that mother fucka so Critch.

by hilarious mofoo January 12, 2021

Critchety

A combination of crotchety and rickety. Irritable and about to fall apart structurally.

Sadly, when the man was 55 he became very critchety.

by Utahmartin February 23, 2021

Critchity

Critchity is when you smoked a lot of weed, too much weed, or when you're just really high.

Shit damn, I just smoked a whole 1/8 of jet fuel by myself , now I feel all Critchity 'N' shit!

by Angelo._julian February 24, 2021

chitchy

I live in a very rural area in SE Oklahoma, which also happens to be a hugely popular vacation destination. Visitors aren’t familiar with our bugs 😂 like ticks and chiggers, which itch like crazy. Hence, “Chitchy”.

Mama, I’m so Chitchy after hiking through the woods!”

by Shannabanana67 February 9, 2022

Crotchy

A shortening of the word crotchety, is used to refer to an old person who’s old, bitter, slow, stubborn, not with the times, et cetera. Used as a pejorative

The old man Peanut who lives next door is so crotchy, he’s always yelling at the neighborhood kids to get off his lawn.

by Poochie La La May 7, 2022